Observation

Ok, so down here you'll often see people paint up the windows of their car... it's basically their fun way of announcing to the world that they are, indeed, a moron...

Today I saw a minivan with "18!" painted all over the back and "Finally Legal" in bold. I'm just thinking, "geez, what type of fuck wagon are her parents letting her drive"...

Or does one of her friends just hate her or something? "Hey guys, follow me home... the ass is free!" Writing that sends the same message as shooting tequila at the bar...

I mean that's just telling the world "i'm ready to fuck"... so I followed her home, you know, to check things out. And needless to say, she wasn't too pleased

Oh, I mean she blew me anyway, she just wasn't happy I made her drive all the way home to do it. And that I asked her mom to join in.....